@doggieteaches on Instagram: "Doggie Explains How Leaked Databases Happen (Satire) Step one — somebody forgets to lock the digital door. Whoops, now the whole world can sniff inside. 🐾🔓 Step two — one weak password like “1234” and boom, your secrets are public property. Step three — old test servers and backups come crawling out like skeletons from the closet. 💀 Bonus move? Trust a shady vendor — they’ll spill the beans faster than a knocked-over dog bowl. Because sometimes the scariest leaks