how far will humans go to be healthy? #DemetriMartin

Demetri Martin on Scuba Diving, Skydiving, and Human Behavior

Huge day for that store #DemetriMartin

Always save your passwords #DemetriMartin

Demetri Martin Explains Why Humans Pick Up Dog Waste

The most awkward interview ever 😬

hostage or fur baby? #DemetriMartin

When it comes to boundaries, it’s a fine line 👨🏻‍⚖️🏛️

special privileges for dog owners #DemetriMartin

So disappointing it's thrilling 🎡

Teamwork makes the dream work. And the scream work... 👶🏻😰

One dick of cucumber, please #DemetriMartin

Words can go a long way...

thoughts on the hairless cat? #DemetriMartin

Have you ever seen a lion in a sweater vest? 🦁👕

Demetri Martin brings his comedy to San Antonio on December 14th!

Demetri Martin Tour 2026 - #DemetriMartin #DemetriMartinTour2026

The magic of love 💞