Tom: Pathetic, dull, meaningless, boring London derby. I've seen better in the park. The sooner this season ends, the sooner Ange Postecoglou's reign will be over, and next season won't be so humiliating.

This had the feeling of a post-season friendly that happened to be taking place in the midst of the actual season

Ange Postecoglou is likely to wrap key Tottenham players in cotton wool when Spurs travel to West Ham ahead of the second leg of their Europa League semi-final with Bodo/Glimt. James Maddison (knee) and Dominic Solanke (thigh) both suffered injuries in the 3-1 first leg win in north London and will not be risked.