When one hears Teletubbies and "the greatest horror show of all time" in the same sentence, one is likely to believe — and not entirely incorrectly — that the entire series absolutely fits that bill.

Garfield was there. So was Dipsy from Teletubbies. But far and away, it was the teddy bears in their hundreds that outnumbered all the others. Braving a cold drizzle, mourners trekked all day on ...