It's hard to believe that it's been 20 years since we learned the real four main food groups: candy, candy canes, candy corns, and syrup. (Duh!) Okay, so Buddy the Elf is not the best source for ...
Girl: A Suzy-talks-a-lot. Buddy: I'll put in a good word with the big man. Girl: Thanks. Your costume is pretty. Buddy: Oh, it's not a costume. I'm an elf. Well, technically, I'm a human, but I was ...